Thursday, December 07, 2006

Lowest Common Denominator

Today's topic "The Positive Effects of Piss Soaked Diapers." A raging case of diaper rash for that whinny brat in the super market?

Have you ever had something good going, and some whiner steps up and ruins it for everybody? Yeah I was reading this article, and it hit me. EVERYTHING works to the lowest common denominator. I mean really, I understand the fact that something maybe good for you but it is possibly not so good for someone else. I get it, really I do. Why must the person that it's not that great for bitch so loud that it ruins it for everybody else? If they can't avoid it, I MIGHT understand.

apparently someone informed the folx that they had the right to ruin it for everybody else. I don't really have anything specific that I'm trying to point out that article just reminded me of this fact. Also please don't get what I'm talking about confused with slavery and and all that fun stuff, I could twist this into a racial thing if I wanted but I won't (yet).

I'm talking about little things, time off from work for example. Lets say your company has a really lax policy on time off. They understand stuff happens, as long as you get your work done in a reasonable amount of time you can take off to take care of your personal business. Of course Richard Wad over there decides he's going to leave at noon for a week so he can sit on his couch a drink beer the rest of the day. While on the other hand your taking off at noon for the next three days so you can go drain your sick grandmothers catheter. Well guess what? When your boss finds out what Richard Wad is doing your gonna get screwed too. All because Dick Wad, scuse me I'm sorry I mean Richard Wad is going to say "But, you let so and so leave at noon 3 days a week why can't I?" your boss when then have to avoid being sued by cutting this treatment out for both of you. Even if your working till midnight every night to make up the work.

I personally think this is taking advantage of those of us who try to do the right thing. Much like givens a speech, you have to target your speech to the most ignorant of the crowd. Don't get me wrong Ignorance is not a bad thing unless you don't want to fix it. Then it's stupidity, which in turn is bad, real bad. In fact I'd go as far to say they need to be removed from society instead of pampered. I'm all for helping the poor, and those less fortunate than myself. Of course I'm the type of person I'm pretty much happy when I'm fixing someone else's problems, not that I don't fix my own I'm not not happy when I'm doing that. My friend...we'll call her Bianca, cause that's her name (I don't change the names to protect the innocent. In my book no good deed goes unpunished! muhahahah), tells me this means I'm co-dependent. I'm pretty sure the gist of this is that I'm unable to be happy on my own accord, or at least that's how I interpret it, I'll look it up later to be sure cause I'm *IGNORANT*. Anyway I'm not really sure what's wrong with my condition personally, two birds with one stone the way I look at it. So and so get something fixed, they are happy. I'm happy cause so and so's happy that I fixed what needed to be fixed. So could I be wrong? I think the equation goes, Fixed broken stuff+Happy Person=Happy Meal...I mean me happy me. I'm sure she'll tell me I'm wrong she has that right, she listens to my insistent batching and moaning on a regular basis *Thanks B!*

So back to the point, Why do people feel they have the right to request things be removed changed or taken advantage of for their own personal happiness? I don't like Medicare hell I even pay for that, but I'm pretty sure I've never felt the need to write someone a letter telling them what bullshit it is, not only cause they wouldn't listen. There are also good people out there trying not to take advanced of the system, who still need things like this. Sure there are more abusing it than really using it. That's not going to stop folx, be realistic. Don't punish the ones who really need suffer because of the bad ones, I don't like it when it happens to me, so I can't even imagine what would happen to someone who actually HAS to rely on something like this. Oh and Richard, next time you take a half day just go sit on your couch and drink beer that you didn't earn and isn't a sick day, I'm seriously thinking about taking half day off and whipping your ass.

Tomorrow's topic "1000 and 1 Ways To Make A Midget Shorter" Must see to believe!

1 Comments:

Blogger Capt. Obvious said...

Sweet... ti's all cause and effect, and and... well stupid people should die... oh wait I have my own blog to vent on... good post :)

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