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Today's topic "The North American Flute Nosed Pond Sniffer." Yeah I was reachin....I can't help it.

So I was flippin through the new articles today, and came across this little jewel "Chess, Really?" Much like the article says how in the world do you dope up for chess? My real complaint for this though is IT'S NOT A SPORT, screw you clown! Chess is a game, checkers is a game, connect 4 is a freakin game. American Football - Sport, Baseball - Sport, Rugby - Sport, even Tennis is a sport as much as I hate to admit it. There are a lot of other sports out there I'm just getting my train of thought down here.

What exactly is my distinguishing factor for a Game and a Sport? Well a game you can play and have no chance of hurting your self. You know "Board....GAMES!" Ping Pong is still a toss up I can see twisting your knee or getting a nasty bruise from the edge of the table, hyper extending your wrist maybe? A sport you have a very real chance of being physically hurt. If you have been physically hurt playing chess please let me know I wanna hear this so I can laugh, in your face.

Last but not least Olympics? I say a gain SCREW YOU CLOWN! I know it's call the Olympic games, but it's always been full of sports, Boxing, Track and Field, ice skating...you know things that are physically competitive. Though with that said I go back to my previous statement in the second sentence about Stock Car Racing being in the Olympics. It's wrong, get over your self and stop making noise just because you can. That is all, end of rant!


Tomorrow's Topic "How Much Can a 5 to 10 Pound Diaper Really Hold?"