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Today's topic, "The In's and Out's of The Chubby Karma Sutra." Icky, thats all I have to say.

Ok I know my last couple posts have been pretty off base, but I really like the "Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates." It always gives me a chuckle. I've realized something today, besides the fact that I'm really a chipmunk trapped in the body of a squirrel. It's really hard for me to type out a full Blogg post when I'm not actually on the website...I mean there is some sort of mental block if I open of trusty'ol Note Pad(tm) or , Word, hell even whipping out a good old fashioned pen and paper. I mean reeeeaaaalllly am I that influenced by my environment that I can't even jot down my thoughts in a semi coherent fashion with out being on this freakin web page? I know, I know "Mouse, your thoughts are about as coherent as the mercury someone pored out of a thermometer." Can't help it I'm not as creative as my sibling. BUT he's always provoked allot of thought in me no matter what, and I appreciate that...really I do....I think over the past 5 or 6 years he and I have gotten along better than we ever have. I mean he's always been there and done everything he could to take care of me when nobody else could. Very respectable...even for him...Just kidding. *about the "even for him" part* Hell he's even the one that suggested I start this page even though I've mostly run out of things to spew out here, every article he kicks out that I read provokes enough thought in me to kick another post out...I didn't really start this post to pat my sibling on the bum and tell him "Good effort" or "Good game".

I've actually had allot of thing swirling around in my head lately that I've wanted to whine/complain/inquiry about. First and foremost WORK YEAH!!!! I know ya'll *that’s a Texas word ya know* have been wondering how I've been doing at work lately. Well pretty good yet ,still pretty frustrating. It seems no matter what I do I never get caught up, and they are always requiring more of my personal time. This week the boss got onto me again about not getting into school when I was supposed too. Twenty minutes later I'm gonna have to spend several days out of town either in west Texas or the Lousyanna marathon. Neither of which I mind to tell you the truth. It's just hard to understand what they expect of me some times. Yes, yes get in school pass or you don't get paid for it. But then how easy is it to make school when you’re outa town for a week at a time? At the moment I'm looking into online classes but I'm not sure if I'm disciplined enough for that. I guess I'll find out, this semester.

Next on the Agenda, personal life. It always seems to amaze me when it's pointed out just how different I am in certain situations. For instance I took this little communication quiz thing at work that tells you what communication type you are. I'm a BOLD type, when at work at least. I'm comfortable there, and I can be abrasive and everybody is used to it. Pull me out of my work environment or away from friends that I know pretty well, and I turn into the guy in the corner who couldn't carry on a conversation to save him self from being Bar-B-Que'd by pigmy head hunters. Oh and when it comes to women geez I think I've complained about this several times before, I have the aptitude of a retard on roller skates, in San Francisco. Other than that I haven't done much of anything but help folx out here and there. I never really noticed how time consuming that really was, and don't get me wrong that’s not a bad thing I need to consume as much time as possible. The company while doing stuff lately has been rather pleasant so I sure don't mind, not to mention easy on the eyes. Anyway I think that’s it for my babbling today back to the grind as they say gonna be a long night of laundry and work while I'm sittin around the house with an adult beverage or two.

Tomorrows topic "Monkeys and Footballs, Are They Really as Awkward in Bed as People Say They Are?"