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Todays topic, "Memoirs of a suicide bomber." An explosive best seller.

Ok so picture this...I'm sittin’ in a boat throwing dead previously frozen shrimp at fish that I can't see hoping they impale them selves on this shiny little hook at the end of the string that’s attached to a reel that’s attached to a rod that’s attached to myself that’s attached to a boat via my lazy ass. Just trolling along having a good old time with this Coonass at the helm *for those of you who don't know that’s kind of like a south Louisiana Red Neck, but cooks better food* Next thing I hear is "Uh oh". Two hours later we get towed out’ a the mud. We get back to the camp and I crack open a much needed beer. Borrow some chapstick, from a woman that I've managed to become rather taken with, more on that later. Anyway after a full day of being out I get one bite...no fish whoopee...BUT I did manage to get some good beer drinking in and a chance to talk and get to know some of the field people in my company a little better. Yeah I know today isn't anything like what I've done before...today I'm just blabbing away to get stuff off my chest since I know nobody is watching any more :) Yeah for anonymity!

Anyway I'm not sure if anybody else has this problem but I'm horrible at telling when someone’s attracted to me but I seem to be pretty good at telling when someone else is attracted to someone I know. I just don't get it I have people telling me that they think this certain person is attracted to me, and I have to say I've been rather taken myself, BUT I don't wanna jump in and screw up a friend ship because I'm trying to read into something that’s not there. I've never really been one to show my emotional side...in fact I've been called emotionally constipated on many occasions. So if you haven't gotten the point I have a hard time with women. So I'm sure you can get the point that this makes my stress level leap tall buildings in single bounds. Which in turn makes me tongue tied and a complete idiot instead of a partial idiot that I'm used to being. I mean I've read books...I've talked to people to see if I could learn what I'm missing. All to no avail. OH well what do ya do? I hope to figure it out in a timely manner.

Tomorrows topic, "People with Prosthetic Anus's, Handicapped License Plate or No?"